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<i>LAST TIME
ON "MY WIFE AND KIDS"...</i>

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"TO MY WONDERFUL HUSBAND...
YOU HAVE BEEN ENROLLED

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IN MICHAEL JORDAN FANTASY CAMP
IN LAS VEGAS, NEVADA"?

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I'M GOING TO JORDAN CAMP!

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OH, THAT'S GREAT!
I LOVE VEGAS!

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WE CAN'T GO, HONEY.
BUT AS THE MAN...

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WE CAN'T GO!

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Do you realize what's in Vegas?

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YES, WHORES AND LIQUOR.

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No! There's wedding chapels.
We could get married!

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IT MAY NOT BE SUCH A BAD IDEA
TO TAKE FRANKLIN ALONG.

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I CAN COVER MY EXPENSES
BY SIMPLY BOOKING

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A SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT
AT HOOVER DAM.

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AND... HEH HEH...
I'M SOMETHING OF A CELEBRITY

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AMONG THE DAM FOOLS.

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HEY, LOOK,
THERE'S JUNIOR AND TONY.

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WHAT KIND OF FOOLISHNESS...

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HI, GUYS.

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HI, CHECKING IN
TO THE FANTASY CAMP.

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MY NAME'S MICHAEL...

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[ Foreign accent ] JORDAN!
WHERE? MICHAEL?!

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SUCKER!
MADE YOU SEE.

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I'M CHECKING IN...
BOB SLOVADONAPOPOVICH.

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KYLE.
K-Y-L-E. KYLE.

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DON'T HAVE
YOUR NAME HERE, SIR.

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DON'T MESS WITH ME, MAN!

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THE LAST PERSON
WHO GOT IN THIS YEAR

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WAS A
MR. BOB SLOVADONAPOPOVICH.

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DAMN, THAT BOB SLOP...

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BONADOVAPOP...

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POPOVICH.

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YEAH.

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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
GONNA DO?

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I TOLD YOU,
I'M GOING TO THE SPA,

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AND I'M GONNA RECLINE
IN THE LAP OF LUXURY.

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NO SLOT MACHINES.

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COME ON, BABE, THAT'S
THE LAST THING ON MY MIND!

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[ WHISTLING ]

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FRANKLIN!
GET OVER HERE!

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HEY, MRS. KYLE.

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HEY, HEY, HEY, WHERE ARE YOU
ON YOUR WAY TO?

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I'M OFF TO SEE
THE DAM FOOLS.

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FRANKLIN, NOW, I NEED YOU
A LITTLE MORE THAN THEY DO.

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FRANKLIN,
IT'S THAT BLACKJACK.

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I'M IN SO DEEP, FRANKLIN.

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MICHAEL IS GONNA KILL ME!

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BUT MRS. KYLE, CAN'T YOU
REMEMBER MY BLACKJACK SYSTEM?

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NO, FRANKLIN,
IT'S TOO COMPLICATED!

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IT COULDN'T BE SIMPLER.

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WHAT'S SO HARD ABOUT A SERIES
OF LOGARITHMIC CALCULATIONS

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BASED ON
NUMERICAL PROGRESSIONS

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RISING IN A FINITE COMBINATION
OF CARDS

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BASED ON A 52-CARD DECK?

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BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU JUST SAID!

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LISTEN TO ME
AND LISTEN TO ME GOOD, OKAY?

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IF YOU EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER,
EVER WANT TO SEE KADY AGAIN...

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OH, YEAH, I SAID IT.

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SAY IT AGAIN.

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IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE KADY
AGAIN, THEN YOU'LL HELP ME.

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WE HAVE A DEAL.
BUT HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

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I'M NOT EVEN ALLOWED
IN THE CASINOS.

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SEE, I PREPARED FOR THIS,
FRANKLIN.

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[ LAUGHS ] THIS IS WHERE
MY GENIUS COMES IN.

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I HAVE A PLAN.

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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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WOULD YOU LIKE
ANOTHER CARD?

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UM, HMM.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, HONEY?

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[ Southern accent ]
I RECKON

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YOU SHOULD TAKE
ANOTHER HIT, LITTLE LADY.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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EXCUSE ME, SIR,
HOW OLD ARE YOU?

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HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME,

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YOU OBSTREPEROUS,
YOUNG RAPSCALLION!

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[ LAUGHS ]

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HOW OLD ARE YOU?

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58.

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BOTOX.

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LOOK, KID...

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YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LOITER
AT THE CASINO TABLES.

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EXCUSE ME. I'VE GOT TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM.

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THIS OLD BLADDER AIN'T AS STRONG
AS SHE USED TO BE.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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YOU HAVE 14.
DO YOU WANT A HIT?

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I HAVE 14.

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DO I WANT A HIT?

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TAKE THE HIT.

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OH, WHAT A SWEET,
LITTLE BABY OVER HERE!

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THAT'S JUST A SWEET BABY.

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HEY, KID, I TOLD YOU
TO KEEP MOVING.

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GOO-GOO, GAGA!

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GET OUT!

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GOO-GOO, GOTTA GO!

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UH, SIR, HIT ME.

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21! WHOO!

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[ SIGHS ] I HAVE 18,
AND THE DEALER HAS 3.

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WHAT SHOULD I DO?

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STAY!

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I'LL STAY.

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HOUSE BUSTS.

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YOU WIN AGAIN.

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YES, I DO!

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[ LAUGHS ]
UNHAND ME, YOU BRUTES!

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I WANT MY LAWYER!

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[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

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HEY! HEY! HEY!

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[ SCUFFLING ]

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[ IMITATING SINGING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

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TONY!
WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?

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THEY STOLE THEM!

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AT THE CHRISTIAN HOSTEL?

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YEAH, THEY EVEN TOOK MY
"WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?" BRACELET.

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WHO WOULD DO A THING LIKE THAT?
WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE?

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HUH, HUH, HUH?!
WHERE DO YOU DRAW IT?! HUH?!

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TONY, I'M SORRY.

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LISTEN, I'M ANGRY,
BUT I'M GLAD,

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'CAUSE AFTER TONIGHT,

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I'LL FINALLY BE ABLE
TO RID MYSELF

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OF SOME OF
THESE SEEDS OF EVIL.

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GREAT.
LET'S GET ON WITH THIS.

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HELLO?
IS ANYONE THERE?

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CAN I HELP YOU FOLKS?

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HI, ARE YOU THE REVEREND?

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I'M REVEREND AL.

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OH, WELL, HI.
I'M TONY, AND THIS IS CLAIRE.

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OH, NICE TO MEET
YOU YOUNG FOLKS.

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BUT WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR CLOTHES, SON?

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THEY WERE ACTUALLY STOLEN
DOWN AT THE CHRISTIAN HOSTEL.

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OH, I USED TO MINISTER
DOWN AT THE CHRISTIAN HOSTEL.

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I'M AFRAID LATELY IT'S A LOT
MORE HOSTILE THAN CHRISTIAN.

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BUT HOW CAN I HELP
YOU FINE, YOUNG PEOPLE?

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ACTUALLY, WE'D LIKE
TO GET MARRIED.

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OF COURSE.

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YOU DON'T WANT A NICE,
BIG WEDDING,

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WHERE YOUR FAMILY
AND FRIENDS COME

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AND THROW ALL THAT RICE
AND MONEY AT YOU.

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FORGET ABOUT THE GORGEOUS GOWN
AND TUXEDO.

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YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED
IN YOUR DOLPHIN UNDIES

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IN MY TINY,
ROACH-INFESTED CHAPEL.

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IT WILL PREPARE YOU

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FOR YOUR TINY,
ROACH-INFESTED APARTMENT,

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WHERE YOU'LL RAISE
MALNOURISHED, IGNORANT BABIES

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AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR
AT YOUR BEAUTIFUL BODY

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STRETCH OUT
AND PULL DOWN

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AND DRY UP.

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AND I'M JUST TALKING
ABOUT YOU, YOUNG MAN.

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WELL, COME ON,
LET'S GO IN THE BACK,

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AND LET'S GET THIS DONE.

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UH, M-MAYBE
WE SHOULD WAIT.

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WHY DO THE BABIES
HAVE TO BE IGNORANT?

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GEE, I HOPE I DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING TO SCARE YOU OFF.

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UH, NO, ACTUALLY,
WE WERE JUST LEAVING.

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WELL, LET ME SHOW YOU OUT.

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YOU KNOW, I USED TO HAVE

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A "WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?"
BRACELET JUST LIKE YOURS.

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NO KIDDING?

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YEAH, AND IT HAD
MY INITIALS, "T.J.," ON IT,

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JUST LIKE YOURS.

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WELL, THIS ONE
STANDS FOR "THANK YOU, JESUS."

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[ APPLAUSE ]

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THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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FOR MY NEXT TRICK,

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I WOULD LIKE TO PERFORM AN
ILLUSION ORIGINALLY MADE FAMOUS

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BY THE GREAT HARRY HOUDINI...

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THE TOMB OF TELEPORTATION.

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AND FOR THAT, I'LL NEED
AN AUDIENCE VOLUNTEER, PLEASE.

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OOH, PICK ME! I WANT TO GO INTO
THE TOMB OF TELEPORTATION!

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VERY WELL. THE BIG-HEADED
YOUNG MAN IN THE BACK.

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THAT'S ME!
THAT'S ME!

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[ APPLAUSE ]

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YES, AND YOUR NAME IS?
JUNIOR KYLE.

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JUNIOR,
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

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STANFORD, CONNECTICUT.

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WELL, THAT'S BORING.

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GET IN THE BOX.
[ CHUCKLES ]

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I WILL NOW TELEPORT
THIS MAN

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BACK TO A TIME AND PLACE
OF HIS CHOOSING.

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YOUNG MAN, WHERE IN TIME
WOULD YOU LIKE TO VISIT?

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ANY TIME, ANY PLACE
IN ALL OF HISTORY.

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ANY TIME AND ANY PLACE?

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LET YOUR IMAGINATION
RUN WILD.

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OKAY, I WANT TO GO
BACK, BACK...

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UH-HUH?
...BACK...

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...ALL THE WAY BACK
TO THE 1:30 BUFFET.

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NO, WAIT... 1:00,

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THAT'S BEFORE
THEY RAN OUT OF SHRIMP.

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VERY WELL.

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I WILL NOW IGNORE
JUNIOR'S REQUEST

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TO BE TELEPORTED
BACK TO LUNCH.

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INSTEAD, I WILL SEND HIM
BACK TO THE STONE AGE,

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WHERE, PERHAPS, HE WILL MEET
SOMEBODY AS SMART AS HIMSELF.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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YES, AND IT'S SEAM, SEAM,
SEAM SALA-BEAM!

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SEND JUNIOR BACK
THROUGH THE TIMELESS SEAM!

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[ APPLAUSE ]

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THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.

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[ Laughing ] YES.

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PERHAPS WE SHOULD
BRING HIM BACK

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BEFORE HE GETS EATEN
BY A DINOSAUR?

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[ Laughing ]
ALL RIGHT.

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HERE WE GO.

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JUNIOR, COME ON OUT!

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[ GASPS ]
[ GASPS ] [ GASPS ]

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ALL RIGHT, FOR MY NEXT TRICK,
PICK A CARD, ANY CARD.

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[ CRYING ]

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[ CRYING ]

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I'M SO HAPPY, I'M SAD.

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ME TOO!

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HEY, KADY, BABY, I'M HOME.

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HEY, HO... HO...
WHOA... HO...

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WHO ARE YOU?

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OH, HI.
YOU MUST BE MRS. KYLE.

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THIS IS BAMBI.

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BAMBI?

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YES, YOUR SON HIRED ME...

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TO WATCH KADY.

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WHAT KIND
OF FOOLISHNESS...

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HE SAID HE WANTED
TO GO TO THE MAGIC SHOW.

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OH, I'M GONNA SHOW HIM
SOME MAGIC, ALL RIGHT.

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I'M GONNA MAKE MY FOOT
DISAPPEAR.

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KADY, BABY,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

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YEAH, I'M FINE.
WE WATCHED "BAMBI" THREE TIMES.

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PARTS OF IT ARE SAD.

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YEAH, I KNOW.

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BUT FOR ME,
IT'S PERSONAL,

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BECAUSE<i> MY</i> MOTHER
WAS SHOT BY A HUNTER.

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YEAH, LOOK, THANK YOU

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FOR BABYSITTING MY DAUGHTER
AND EVERYTHING.

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HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU,
PLEASE?

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LET'S SEE...
THREE HAPPY ENDINGS,

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TWO PONY RIDES,
AND ONE RING-AROUND-THE-ROSY.

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THAT WILL BE...

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00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,047
$900.

233
00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:43,114
$900?!

234
00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:44,316
NOT INCLUDING THE TIP.

235
00:09:44,383 --> 00:09:46,651
YOU WANT $900
PLUS A TIP?!

236
00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:48,286
WELL, THE MONEY
DOESN'T GO TO ME.

237
00:09:48,354 --> 00:09:49,921
IT GOES TO EARL.

238
00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:53,091
[ LAUGHS ]

239
00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:55,360
I MEAN...
[ CLEARS THROAT ]

240
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,995
..."THE AGENCY."

241
00:09:58,497 --> 00:10:01,433
ALL RIGHT, FRANKLIN,
EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FINE.

242
00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,368
JUST STAY
OUT OF THE CASINO.

243
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,036
THANKS, BOB.

244
00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,505
HEY, THAT WAS GREAT THE WAY
YOU TWISTED THE MEANING

245
00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:09,318
OF SECTION 29
OF THE PENAL CODE.

246
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,019
YOU TAUGHT ME THAT TRICK,
FRANKLIN.

247
00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:12,177
I DID, DIDN'T I?

248
00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:14,346
WELL, ANYWAY,
THANKS AGAIN, BOB.

249
00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:17,082
DON'T MENTION IT.
I OWE YOU ONE, PAL.

250
00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:20,151
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR
LATE-NIGHT TUTORING SESSIONS,

251
00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:22,954
I NEVER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN
YOU-KNOW-WHO OFF.

252
00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:26,825
EXCUSE ME! HELLO!

253
00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:28,660
CAN I HELP YOU FOLKS?

254
00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,729
YES,
WE'RE LOOKING FOR OUR SON.

255
00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:33,398
DUMB, BIG HEAD,
STANFORD, CONNECTICUT?

256
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,634
THAT'S HIM.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

257
00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:38,236
YES, ACTUALLY,
I MADE HIM DISAPPEAR.

258
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,372
I NEED YOU
TO BRING HIM BACK

259
00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:42,374
SO I CAN
BEAT HIS BEHIND.

260
00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:43,775
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

261
00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:45,744
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT
HOW TO GET HIM BACK.

262
00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,646
THERE'S A MALFUNCTION
IN THE ILLUSION.

263
00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:49,514
PERHAPS I CAN HELP.

264
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:51,316
YEAH,
YOU KNOW ABOUT ILLUSIONS?

265
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,485
I'M ACTUALLY
7 FEET TALL.

266
00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:55,720
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
MIRRORS?

267
00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,589
NO, BLACKTOP, THE TRUTH IS,

268
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,958
I HAVE QUITE A BIT
OF EXPERIENCE

269
00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,559
WITH PRESTIDIGITATION.

270
00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:03,728
HONEY!
WATCH YOUR MOUTH!

271
00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,997
IT MEANS "MAGIC," MY DOVE.

272
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:08,333
I ONCE PERFORMED
THE FLOATING-MAN ILLUSION

273
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,567
FOR THE QUEEN.

274
00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:10,568
ELIZABETH?

275
00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:11,970
NO... LATIFAH.

276
00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:15,907
BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.

277
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,542
ALLOW ME TO COGITATE.

278
00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,377
OH, HE'S GOOD AT THIS.

279
00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:22,380
WHICH DIRECTION
DID YOU SPIN THE BOX

280
00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:24,249
TO MAKE HIM DISAPPEAR?

281
00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:25,550
COUNTERCLOCKWISE.

282
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,052
FEAR NOT!

283
00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:32,123
NOW, SPIN IT CLOCKWISE.

284
00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:37,696
KEEP SPINNING,
KEEP SPINNING, KEEP SPINNING.

285
00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:39,564
STOP!
RIGHT THERE.

286
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,402
RUN! THERE'S A PTERODACTYL
ATTACKING!

287
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,104
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

288
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,273
HOW DID YOU
DO THAT?!

289
00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:50,575
WITHOUT GIVING AWAY
THE SECRETS OF THE ILLUSION,

290
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:51,810
JUNIOR'S HEAD WAS SO BIG

291
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,622
THAT IT GOT LODGED
IN THE MECHANISM.

292
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,180
OH, I WAS
SO SCARED BACK THERE.

293
00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,615
WAIT TILL I GET YOU
BACK TO THE ROOM.

294
00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:58,983
WHAT DID I DO?!

295
00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:02,020
WHY DON'T YOU TELL US
ABOUT BAMBI, THE HOOKER,

296
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:05,023
AND HOW YOU PLAN
ON PAYING HER $900, JUNIOR?

297
00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,091
$900?

298
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,192
YEAH, $900.

299
00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:08,693
WOW, THAT'S A LOT.

300
00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:11,262
FOR $900, I SURE HOPE SHE DID
A LITTLE MISS MUFFETT,

301
00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:12,864
A COUPLE OF HUMPTY DUMPTIES,

302
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:15,133
AND A COW
JUMPED OVER THE MOON... MMM!

303
00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:16,778
Jackson: HEY, FOR
THAT KIND OF MONEY,

304
00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:19,104
YOU OUGHT TO GET
TWO HEY, DIDDLE, DIDDLES,

305
00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:21,306
ONE RUMPELSTILTSKIN,
A RUB-A-DUB-DUB,

306
00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:22,741
AND THREE MEN IN A TUB.

307
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,580
DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?

308
00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:30,081
YEAH.

309
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,188
THIS IS SO COOL!

310
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,690
YOU'RE LUCKY
YOU GET TO SEE THIS.

311
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,869
IF THERE WAS AN EARLIER FLIGHT,
YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE.

312
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:43,328
YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT STILL, HOW MANY KIDS

313
00:12:43,395 --> 00:12:46,498
GET TO WATCH THEIR DAD
KICK MICHAEL JORDAN'S BUTT?

314
00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:48,800
YEAH, BUT DAD'S GONNA WIN
BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO...

315
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:52,437
Together: SPIN TO THE LEFT
AND TAKE JORDAN TO THE HOOP.

316
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,739
Announcer: AND NOW,
FROM NORTH CAROLINA...

317
00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:58,610
NUMBER 23...
MICHAEL JORDAN!

318
00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:01,079
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

319
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,856
AND FROM THE NEWLY FORMED
REBEL REPUBLIC

320
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:17,162
OF HANZAKHSTAKALAN,
BOB SLOVADONAPOPOVICH!

321
00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:18,296
YES!

322
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:24,035
BOB SLOVADONAPOPA... WHO?

323
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:26,738
HEY, ARE THOSE MY SHOES?

324
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:30,241
UH, NO, I GOT THESE
FROM THE JORDAN STORE

325
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:33,845
IN THE REBEL REPUBLIC
OF KOLERBOBASTAPADON.

326
00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:35,346
ALL RIGHT, LET'S PLAY.

327
00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:37,282
I HOPE
YOU'RE READY FOR THIS.

328
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:39,217
SEE,
THAT'S THE TRIPLE THREAT.

329
00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,186
MMM!

330
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:42,420
OOOH!

331
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,656
YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT...
WHOA!

332
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,126
NEXT.

333
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,028
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

334
00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:52,530
WAIT! YOU DIDN'T
LET ME GET READY!

335
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:53,731
NEXT!

336
00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:54,866
WAIT!

337
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:57,268
NEXT.

338
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,938
LET ME JUST PLAY YOU.
I GOT THIS SPECIAL MOVE.

339
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:02,083
WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO PLAY TO? PLAY TO 10.

340
00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:04,375
ALL RIGHT,
I GOT THE BALL FIRST.

341
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:05,977
WELL, THAT'S NOT FAIR.

342
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:07,445
I GOT THE BALL FIRST.

343
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,447
READY? I'M READY. YOU READY?

344
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,782
DROP THE BALL.

345
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,684
ALL RIGHT.

346
00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:13,985
[ GROWLS ]

347
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,420
OHH!

348
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:16,921
1.

349
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:19,858
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

350
00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:22,594
DO IT WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED,
AND I'M IMPRESSED.

351
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:25,530
2.

352
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,866
I WASN'T PLAYING "D."

353
00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:29,701
I WASN'T PLAY "D."
HERE IT IS.

354
00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:32,036
THAT'S THAT JOE DUMAR "D."
LOOK AT IT.

355
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,073
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

356
00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:37,575
3-0.

357
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,344
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

358
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:40,945
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

359
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:43,081
4-0.

360
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:45,617
YOU CAN'T SHOOT
FROM RIGHT THERE.

361
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,752
THAT AIN'T YOUR SPOT.

362
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,287
5-0.

363
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,089
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

364
00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:52,657
THAT AIN'T YOUR SPOT.

365
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,525
YOU AIN'T GOT
NO SPOT THERE.

366
00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:55,860
[ GRUNTS ]

367
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,395
6-0.

368
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,397
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

369
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:02,066
WHAT ELSE?

370
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:03,401
[ GASPS ]

371
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:04,769
AAH!

372
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:08,806
WHAT'S THAT?

373
00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:10,208
THAT'S 3-2.

374
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:11,509
7-0.

375
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:14,579
8-0.

376
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,681
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

377
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,120
GO AHEAD.

378
00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:24,389
LUCKY SHOTS...
LUCKY EIGHT SHOTS.

379
00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:25,657
LUCKY EIGHT SHOTS.

380
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:28,493
9-0.

381
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,531
IS SOMEONE TIRED?

382
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,699
NO.

383
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,334
OKAY.

384
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:37,635
FADEAWAY.

385
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,304
OH!

386
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:41,149
YOU SEE THAT DEFENSE.
YEAH.

387
00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:43,141
ALL DEFENSE.

388
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,376
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

389
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,648
NEXT.

390
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,621
HEY,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

391
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,056
I'M LEAVING THIS CAMP.

392
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,223
WHY?

393
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,559
BECAUSE MY SECRET MOVE
DIDN'T EVEN WORK ON YOU.

394
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,896
SO, YOU'RE GONNA QUIT?
YEAH.

395
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,598
IF YOU QUIT RIGHT NOW,
YOU'RE GONNA QUIT IN LIFE.

396
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,767
COME ON, DON'T QUIT.
JUST TRY HARDER.

397
00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:11,235
I JUST WANTED ONE BUCKET!

398
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,972
I'M SORRY, BOB... UH,
WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?

399
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:16,240
IT'S MIKE...

400
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,343
JUST LIKE YOURS.

401
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,912
[ LAUGHS ] EVERYBODY
WANTS TO BE LIKE MIKE.

402
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,981
GOOD LUCK, KID.

403
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,153
I'LL NEVER WASH...

404
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,355
[ SNIFFS ]

405
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:32,657
YEAH, MAYBE
I SHOULD WASH IT AGAIN.

406
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:45,703
[ WHIMPERING ]

407
00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:47,372
I'M HEADED
TO THE AIRPORT, DAD.

408
00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:48,706
OKAY, SON.

409
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:50,775
HAVE A GOOD FLIGHT.

410
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,744
ARE YOU OKAY, DAD?

411
00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:54,579
YEAH, I'M GREAT.

412
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:57,949
YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE TAKING THIS VERY WELL.

413
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,418
IT'S JUST A GAME,
HUH?

414
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:02,787
AND LOOK... I WON A TROPHY.

415
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,089
I CAME IN SECOND...

416
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:07,825
TO LAST.

417
00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:10,695
THAT'S 23rd PLACE.
THAT'S HIS FAVORITE NUMBER.

418
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,731
WOW, DAD. THAT WOULD MAKE
A GREAT KEYCHAIN.

419
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:16,901
YEAH, SO, I SAW YOU TALKING
TO JORDAN AFTERWARDS.

420
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,102
WHAT DID HE SAY?

421
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,437
NOTHING.

422
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:21,973
HE WAS JUST COMPLIMENTING ME
ON HOW GOOD I PLAYED...

423
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,508
YOU KNOW, MY AGGRESSIVENESS.

424
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,643
HE WANTED ME TO TEACH HIM
THE SPIN MOVE.

425
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,345
NO, YOU KNOW,
HE'LL TAKE THAT,

426
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:31,682
AND HE'LL PATENT IT AND CALL
THE SHOE THE "SPINDNAL."

427
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,284
YEAH.

428
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:35,987
WHAT ABOUT YOU, SON?

429
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,056
HAVE YOU MADE
ANY DECISIONS YET?

430
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:41,125
OR ARE YOU STILL THINKING
ABOUT QUITTING FATHERHOOD?

431
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,693
WELL,
I'M STILL SCARED, DAD.

432
00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:45,063
THE WHOLE REASON
WHY I CAME TO LAS VEGAS

433
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,799
WAS I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE
THE BABY GET HIS SHOTS.

434
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:50,034
I COULDN'T STAND
TO HEAR HIM CRYING.

435
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:52,570
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN
DO THIS FATHER THING.

436
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:55,807
OF COURSE YOU CAN,
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY SON.

437
00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:59,277
AND IN YOUR HEART,
YOU'RE A TRUE CHAMPION,

438
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:01,679
AND CHAMPIONS DON'T QUIT.

439
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,248
SEE, IF YOU QUIT NOW,
YOU'RE GONNA QUIT IN LIFE,

440
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:05,883
AND QUITTERS NEVER WIN.

441
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:09,454
SEE, YOU GOT TO BE ABLE TO LOSE
IN ORDER TO WIN,

442
00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:14,358
SO JUST DON'T QUIT.

443
00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:19,063
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, DAD.

444
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,032
I CAN'T QUIT NOW.

445
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,367
IF I QUIT NOW,
THEN I'LL ALWAYS BE A LOSER,

446
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,070
SO I NEED TO FOCUS ON WINNING
AT THE IMPORTANT STUFF,

447
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:30,007
LIKE LOVING VANESSA
AND LOVING MY SON.

448
00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:31,476
HELLO, SON.

449
00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:33,644
HOW'S DADDY'S BOY?

450
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:36,514
HOW'S DADDY'S BOY DOING?

451
00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:44,422
LOOK, YOU ARE HEADING

452
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:47,291
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION,
SON, OKAY?

453
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:49,293
YOU HAVE YOUR BRASS RING.

454
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,395
SPEAKING OF RINGS...

455
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,865
LOOK AT THAT...
BAM!

456
00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:56,534
WOW.
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

457
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:59,070
MICHAEL JORDAN
GAVE IT TO ME.

458
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,838
HE JUST GAVE IT TO YOU?

459
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:05,343
YEP, BECAUSE I WAS DETERMINED,
AND I DIDN'T QUIT.

460
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:08,412
AND I GAVE HIM $15,000.

461
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,948
WOW. WHEN YOU DIE,
CAN I HAVE THAT?

462
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:13,784
IF YOU DON'T MIND DIGGING.

463
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,153
I DON'T, DAD.

464
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:16,354
THANK YOU.

465
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,322
YOU'RE WELCOME, SON.

466
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:19,991
I LOVE YOU, DAD.

467
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:21,659
I LOVE YOU, TOO.

468
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:24,362
HEY, DAD, WHEN I GROW UP,

469
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,197
I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU.

470
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:34,972
EVERYBODY WANT TO BE
LIKE MIKE.

471
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,281
WHO'S THIS?
WHO'S THIS?

472
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:48,786
FOUL!

473
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,688
MY BALL.

474
00:19:50,756 --> 00:19:52,723
REACH.
I'LL TEACH.

475
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,559
YOU REACH,
I'LL TEACH.

476
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:55,927
THAT'S TRAVELING.

477
00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,305
YOU SURE?
NO.

478
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:58,829
HOW THAT'S TRAVELING?

479
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:01,432
TRAVELING... YOU KNOW
WHAT TRAVELING IS? NO.

480
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,434
TRAVELING.
MY BALL.

481
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:04,612
THERE AIN'T NO REFS
OUT HERE.

482
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:08,172
I'M A REF.
IT'S MY CAMP, DUDE.

483
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:13,044
[ LAUGHS ]

484
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:19,450
YOU REACH,
AND I DRIBBLE THE BALL.

485
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,519
OW!

486
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,223
UGH!

487
00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:26,490
OH!

488
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,826
[ LAUGHS ]

489
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,861
YOU DIDN'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT!

490
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:32,863
YOU DIDN'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT!

491
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:36,834
TAKE SOME OF THAT.

492
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,704
HA! HA!


